Instead, it'd be carted off to my overwater bungalow without me lifting a finger ... On the other side of the world, I've splurged for a night at The Darling, a celebrity-loved hotel in Sydney.

I soaked in luxury at Thatch Caye, an all-inclusive island resort in Belize, where a premier overwater bungalow costs about $1,010 a night.

Ombi stays start at $850 per night for those willing to bring their own food and drinks. But those splurging on a Premium Bungalow Retreat (from $1,150 per night) or a Luxury Bungalow Retreat ...