What do you call a ghost in the fireplace? A toasty ghosty. Why does a ghost hate getting caught in the rain? It dampens his spirits. Why does a ghost go crazy on Black Friday? He’s a bargain haunter.

Halloween is almost upon us! Time to whip out your best costume (anyone considering a Sabrina Carpenter-inspired look this year?), prep some spooky-themed cocktails, and tell a Halloween joke or two.

Halloween is here! For all the Halloween enthusiasts, we know you've been prepping your Halloween costumes, decorating the house in scary home decor, and getting ready for trick-or-treaters all month!

There's nothing better than a funny joke to get a room laughing. And as Halloween approaches, it's great to have some seasonal-themed quips to throw out there to add to the tricks (and not treats) ...