They've still got some mileage left in them, though!

All sport is beautiful, and full of glorious uncertainty. What makes sport beautiful are the rules of the game, which are sacred. Once you literally start moving the goalpost, the game loses meaning.

This Afrosurrealist galaxy traveler with a microphone and a Sharpie? Gregory Jacobs — better known as Digital Underground frontman Shock G, or his alter ego, Humpty Hump. His platinum-selling rap ...