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I told you I would like to eat your ass like Wisconsin voters made Elon eat theirs. To which you replied "What if I told you I actually liked Elon Musk, would you still eat my ass?" The answer is a ...

Hey man, this is the second time you’ve done this and if you do it a third time I’m either gonna beat the shit out of you or push you off your stupid little scooter and have your friend add insult to ...